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Jun 18, 2024

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If you don’t agree with a word, you will sing.
See old Huang froze.
The audience was dumbfounded before watching.
"My family lives in the loess plateau.
Four monsoon winds blow across the slope.
Whether it’s a hundred years or 10 thousand years
It’s all my songs
My song
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It’s messy. Everyone is messy. I don’t know how to react. I can scold the pit owner again and cover it up.
"death teasing ratio"
"Gee, I hate it. The artistic conception is destroyed."
"Lao Huang sings much better than you."
As soon as the picture changes, it seems that a new batch of 7 yellow steamed buns have been jingled again.
"Yellow steamed buns in northern Shaanxi"
Riding on a tricycle pedal is suluo shouting and suluo sweating and old Huang sitting at the rear of the car.
"One dollar for five. Hey"
"Hey, hey, hey, one dollar each."
"I can’t work for nothing if you earn 50 cents a dollar. You score me 50 cents."
"Can this be sold?"
"I’m sure I can"
"what"
"I am handsome, and I am the first yellow steamed bun in Suide, Kangjiagou."
This scene is very funny, but the audience can’t laugh. Even if you are shameless and cute, you can’t help it.
"disorderly price increase"
"How come the price has gone up at random? It’s only 1.5 yuan, and foreign hamburgers are still dozens of dollars each. It’s reasonable for us to go up by 50 cents."
"That can be compared with foreigners. That’s the price of steamed buns. Everything is doomed."
"It’s up to me. Why can’t we compete with foreigners in our cuisine? His hamburger is, to put it bluntly, our Chinese hamburger. What’s the big deal? Which one do you choose?"
"Chinese hamburger, hey hey, energetic"
"Why don’t you just do his hamburger? Why is it more upscale than our Chinese hamburger? Yellow steamed bun is for Liba people to eat, right? Why can’t it be sold to foreigners at a high price?
Times have changed, so has your concept. What’s the point of view? It’s more efficient to change the donkey into a machine. How can you know if you don’t try it?
We can also sell it to foreigners for tens of dollars if we want to make that kind yellow paste taste unchanged or so delicious or so real and rush out of northern Shaanxi to the world.
Yellow steamed bun became the first yellow steamed bun in northern Shaanxi. "
Suluo’s words made Lao Huang laugh.
"How is it possible to say this? You have to make people laugh to death. This baby is really a director. You are really Shaanxi."
"Hi, actually, I’m more than a director. I’m still a singer, actor, dancer, poet and magician. I can’t count them. Just listen to me kindly.
Yo-ho, don’t believe it
If you don’t believe me, you’re right. The biggest cheat in the world is me, but if you really ask me about my hometown, ah-hoo. "
Suluo, panting and pushing hard on a small tricycle, smiled, raised his head and took a deep breath and sang.
"travel around
Travel all over the world, my home is everywhere
Step long distance wind and rain; Ascending the platform to give lectures; On the creation of six tones of piano: On the four tones of a word are not bad; On the plot of "White, Two Laughs and Three Hums", the foreigner’s last post must be like him; Playing a bitter drama makes people cry; Playing musical plays makes people laugh.
Since ancient times, how can you say that the opera is crazy to watch the melon?
Although the skill of welcoming bosom friends is high, it is not to be boasted.
This is also a culture.
By him
Mediocre and vulgar
Laugh at us
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Chapter six hundred and seventy-six Aftertaste
It’s Dengjialou again
The traffic in the street keeps coming and going, which is a little noisy, but no one notices it.
When suluo sang, all was silent.